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Annabel Crabb on the decline of political language:

“But the worst politician of all, and their ranks are swelling strongly - is The Extruder.

The Extruder is the politician who keeps an extensive supply of greyish words in stock, and who - when called upon to speak in public or answer questions - simply squirts out a collection of them in order to fill the silence.”