Dwyane, LeBron and other humans

Sports Guy:

I split my [Clippers] season tickets with my friend Tollin this year. We went to 21 games combined, gave away 15, and ate five games either because we couldn’t find anyone or forgot there was a game. Of the 10 I attended, I enjoyed two. Not only does the Sports Gal refuse to go with me anymore, she refuses to allow me to bring my kids, explaining, “If you want them to like sports, this isn’t going to help.” Good point.