French Fry heaven

Slightly insane and brilliantly obsessive research into the perfect French Fry, including a heist of frozen McDonald’s fries for good measure:

I go home fry-less, contemplating whether attempting to leverage an unborn, un-conceived son in exchange for a couple dozen frozen potato sticks is grounds for eternal damnation. Thank God I’m an atheist.

He’s right about McDonald’s fries being the gold standard.