Appalling. It’s a long time since I’ve seen such an incompetent film - a friend compared it to Pirates III and that’s about right. Terrible terrible dialogue, woeful scripting, hideous continuity and story leaps, no heart and not even any exploding horses. Compare the utter lack of spark between Jake and Gemma with the real chemistry between Russ and Cate and weep. And what was with Jake’s cockney accent? How did he go from Brokeback to this mess?

Avoid at all costs.