Keith Richards’s autobiography Life is released next week, and The Guardian has 20 essential facts pulled from the words of wisdom therein:

  1. An affair that, by the way, he is, like, totally over. The book contains one particularly magnanimous section in which he directly addresses his estranged band mate, explaining: “But, you know, while you were doing that, I was knocking Marianne (Faithfull), man. While you were missing it, I was kissing it.”